Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.
My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk
by Kraken of the night November 07, 2017
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drunk nose

A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.
Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."

Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."
by ace71730 June 24, 2010
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drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 02, 2018
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disney drunk

When you get off a Disney ride and feel slightly, or very, drunk.
Guy: After I got off that ride, I felt Disney Drunk.
Girl: I feel your pain.
by Ezra A. March 16, 2016
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Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
by AlexG March 05, 2012
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lunch drunk

idiots that decide it would be a good idea to go and get wasted during lunch at school and then come bak and stay drunk and cover up poorly
Slut#1: lets go get wasted
Slut#2: hell ya we'll be cool
slut#1: ok
by cracky the crack head May 04, 2005
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truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.
Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
by zetavoid November 16, 2015
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