A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail
First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.
by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.
by anyonefromanywhere September 26, 2010

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.
by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020
