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Dab down 

During the 2017 Reading festival, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy appeared to excute a dab whilst performing the song 'Dig Down'. As this is an all-round embarrassing turn of events, the portmanteau 'Dab down' has since become synonymous with any embarrassing, awkward or unfortunate situation one has found oneself in.
"Hey bro, did you hear Steve had to break up with Jessie? He found her in his own bed getting spitroasted by two mugs from Colchester."

"Ah, dab down Steve. What a shame."
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The hang down

I got some Stanky on the hang down last night, it was dope...
The hang down by Smash Brown May 17, 2005

riding it down 

The process by which an ostensibly detrimental process is allowed to finish on the slim chance that it results in an unexpected benefit. Originates in platform games such as Super Mario Bros.
"How's that new contract going?"

"Oh, terrible, but you know, I'm just riding it down."

Pissing Upside Down 

Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ineffective way to do something very simple, and likely results in getting wet.

See Struggle-Bug
"I just wanted to get a quart of oil out of the garage but I bumped the boxes of scrapbooking supplies, which knocked over a bottle of brake fluid that split open and is getting everywhere. Now I'm pissing upside down."

Coil one down 

To have a shit, especially if caught short and no conventional toilet is available necesitating that the said shit is delivered from a low height, such as in the woods.

Extendible however to any situation where a person has removed themself in order to defecate.
Where has your wife gone?

Oh, she has just gone to coil one down, she will back shortly.
Coil one down by JLMW September 4, 2011

the gay down 

the process of counting down from 5 in order to make a certain assumption if something is superduper gay.
the gay down:If you hug a friend that is also a male(assuming your a dude), you must count down from 5. Once it reaches zero, its totally turned from friendly to gay. If two hot women do such acts, it is considered super friggin hot, not gay.