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Filipina Alarm Clock

When a Filipina wakes you up with a blowjob early in the morning.
Person 1: "I'm planning on meeting you at the gym tomorrow at 6AM. Are you sure you'll make it?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."
by Smart Girl Philippines February 2, 2026
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the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"
by krissalamander February 20, 2025
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Lock or get clocked

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.
by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025
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Lock or get clocked

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.
by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025
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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.
Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock
by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
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YouTube o'clock

The overwhelming urge to stay updated with the latest YouTube videos due to an excessive subscription list. This results in a never-ending stream of video recommendations on the YouTube homepage, making it difficult to keep up.
I was supposed to study, but it’s YouTube o'clock again—I just can’t resist clicking on all these new uploads!
by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025
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