Ninja Rim-Job

When a bi-sexual woman gives a male partner an unexpected rim-job during oral sex in hopes of making him realize suppressed homosexual desires.

After Linda surprised Joe with a Ninja Rim-Job he discovered that he had long been ignoring a powerful erogenous zone thanks to his repressed homophobia.

by Knight Talker October 21, 2010

Rolling like a [ninja]

Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.

Rolling like a ninja

by iaear0709 August 10, 2008

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.

W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.

by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016

desert ninja

the act of skiing on mount ninja turtal mutantly. noun: music player, only plays bands that are pretty bands. woopee.

desert ninjas will invent evil hamsters that will conquer the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bleuberry muffin October 11, 2008

sleep ninja

AnnihilatIng A Girls Vagina While She Is Sleeping

The Sleep Ninja Left Me A Note That Said Here Is Some Aspirin. You Will Need It. And There Was A Pregnancy Test In The Bathroom.

by kelsi's mom November 11, 2013

ninja grip

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.

dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing

by undisputed bobcat July 8, 2011

Ninja shower

When you really don't have enough time to shower but your odor is driving you crazy so you take an extra super speedy shower, doing everything extra fast.

The ballgame was tied in the middle of the ninth, but I had to take a ninja shower just in case it went into overtime.

by barefootgirl August 24, 2011