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Metaphor Man

Metaphor man is the worst rapist in the world. Raping over i cant even count my best estimate is one trillion. You never want to walk upon the metaphor man in the hood. He got shootas, aks and more. He has a bunch of dungeons.
Yo homie you seen on the news metaphor man
hell yeah my doors staying locked
by Metaphorman April 22, 2020
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man grr

a sound effect simulating a male form of frustration that can often be textualized as "grr" or "urrrghhhhhherrrrrrrrraaaaaa;"
Many times "man grr" is used in bitter annoyance like walking through the blustering wind, or when someone has the utter audacity to aggravate another social being. Bonus points if proclaimed by a female. Guys dig it.
by swish4@comcast.net January 27, 2010
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Pathetic man

A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
by Paewj September 26, 2022
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Man Meal

oh man! that guy really filled me with some man meal!
I really pumped her full of man meal!
by snow_nuts11 September 24, 2014
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Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.
Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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Fionn manning

Will give you a free happy ending with sloppy toppy
by Joshua the dad December 1, 2021
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man-nibbler

Beautiful and charismatic but only breaks half your heart. A man-eater in training.
You're lucky she was only a man-nibbler, but you're still a dumbass.
by haebaybay December 14, 2009
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