Lean man

The most devious being ever known to man. He loves lean so much that some say he jumps through dimensions just to get a whiff of that dirty sprite, but he doesn't just love lean... he is the lean.

" Ay Jerry my man" *chest bumps heavily* " you got that purple durple" *bites lip* "Hell yeAH my man you know I got that shit on me my boy, what you think this is my boy I be with this shit all day everyday 24/7 b, like come on bruh i have this shit everyday bro like for real br-" but before Jerry my man could continue with tha LEAN shi a purple flash no clipped through them taking the LEAN at around 15- 2000 mph "Bruh I fucking hate LEAN MAN bruh on my momma this fucking lean ma

by Kaisabout that lean June 13, 2022

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man-breaker

Breaker of men. You can interpret this how you want, but you get the idea. 😉

Man1: Damn, I think my dick’s broken bro.
Man2: I don’t know dude, she might be a man-breaker.

by Snaponandoff June 12, 2019

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Fionn manning

Will give you a free happy ending with sloppy toppy

Fionn manning Just raped my little sister

by Joshua the dad December 01, 2021

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man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut October 23, 2015

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