Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023

reverse turtle neck

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.

“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)

by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable

I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions

by QCerone December 9, 2022