Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020

Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.

Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

by chandlerjgomez March 29, 2017

Drunken showers

Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.

I hate drunken showers!

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Shower Cappin'

An urban slang word meaning to act crazy or irrational. It originates from inner city Detroit. It is most often used when referring to a black woman going crazy when her weave is touched.

"Yo dawg, why is your boo shower cappin'?"

by Not Bill or Steve May 12, 2014

Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.

Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.

by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024

Porn Showers

*Derived from: Corn Showers

When you shower with sweet creamy corn.

"Qrow and Winter had a porn showers together."

by RubyRose_ April 13, 2023

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012