jack shower

When you jack off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

diddy shower

A suspicous shower done before sleeping to avoid consequences.

That boy just hit a DIDDY SHOWER so naughty.

by mkz_swag July 26, 2025

Shower Rip

When you are in the shower and stick only your head outside the curtain to smoke marijuana mid shower.

“Man, can you hold and light the bong for me so i can take a shower rip? my hands are wet.”

by sweetea marie July 3, 2021

《¤》Shower《¤》shoUwer《¤》showeR《¤》

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022