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jet's pizza 

a really lame pizza place. the lamest of which is on north tarrant parkway in keller texas
guy 1:hey man, wanna get some jet's pizza?
guy 2:no way, i heart that the manager gives you a lumpkin for five bucks!
guy 1:thats lame
jet's pizza by kid parkinsons October 2, 2008
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poor man's pizza sandwich 

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.
" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

swedish banana pizza 

This sex move requires you to find yourself a nice Swedish woman. and break her hib bones pushing one up and one down. Break both legs and bend them opposite one another, Similar to a helicopter. Insert your phallic member inside her body at this point. Proceed to raise your hand and grip tightly. Thrusting your arm into her collar bone effectively breaking it. at this point punch her in the throat making it difficult for her to breathe but not hard enough to make it impossible. If she moans of pain you punch her hard in the clit if she moans of pain again repeat Until she falls unconscious. at this point Go berserk on her ribs until each is broken. at this point obtain your knives and create no more than 3 stab wounds in her abdomen. Pull your phallic member out and insert it into one of the stab wounds. proceed to fuck said wound as it will be tighter than any pussy and nut in 3 minutes. at this point sprinkle tomato sauce and cheese. Creating the Swedish banana pizza.
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I gave my girl a wicked swedish banana pizza

Chinese Pizza

When a guy puts his dick into an Asian girl's pussy and after fucking her for a bit, pulling out and wiping the juices over one butt cheek of the girl. Then he puts his dick in her ass and fucks it until just before orgasm. Pulls out and wipes his shit stained dick on the other butt cheek, ejaculates on and between the cheeks, then kneads the butt cheeks together with his hands like kneading pizza dough.
Bro, I want to Chinese Pizza that girl so hard right now
Chinese Pizza by Arbbunny July 16, 2015

Cheese Pizza

The stringy stuff when you pull your foreskin back after ten days without a shower.
Mandy- "Ew do you have an STD"
Thomas- "Nah it's just cheese pizza"
Cheese Pizza by Krispee Kreme September 15, 2017

Tuna Pizza 

Pizza with Tuna mixed with mayonaise spread over the crust. Topped with cheese and all your other favorite toppings such as tomatoes, black olives, peppers, etc.

Did you have tuna pizza for dinner tonight?
Tuna Pizza by starsmom March 17, 2009