Pastastroligiontioses

Someone who studies pasta in a committed way, learning how to make new kinds of pasta and figure out new ingredients for types of pizza.

I went to an Italian restaurant and the chef is a pastastroligiontioses! He has studied pasta for 10 years.

by Felony causer November 25, 2025

tasty pastry

when a chick is a 10. or someone you wanna fuck.

yo that chicks a tasty pastry, i wanna get that. tasty pastry r us.

by mikeymicmo March 9, 2007

cranium paste

the blood spattered on the ground from getting sniped.

check out that cranium paste from my kill.

by dragonprince129 December 15, 2009

Hate-paste

To ejaculate on someone's face, then rub it in in a derogatory fashion.

I jizzed on his wife's stupid face, then rubbed it in and laughed at her. Gotta love the hate-paste!

by Mcdeviant69 August 19, 2010

poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.

Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.

by bootybasher January 7, 2011

pubic pastures

referring to a male or female's genital regions.

I want to explore his pubic pastures all night long

by fornicatingwalrus11 September 28, 2010

Throwing Pasty

A small and concealable version of the Cornish War Pasty. Often used by the Hellers, Cornish ninjas! The Throwing Pasty is very dangerous in the wrong hands and can give you a nasty ding on the ear! Maximum range is about 20 feet!

Trellawney: ouch!

Ambrose: What 'appened Trellawney?

Trellawney: That there Heller just threw 'es Throwing Pasty atun, dinged me som'et proper!

by EsAnHeller July 28, 2011