porn gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by Nucka Mo fuh kah majucka January 11, 2009

porn steroids

When a porn star suck-cums to pressure and gets a boob job and lip injections.

Eva Angelina used to be so hot before she got on porn steroids.

by terptastic March 16, 2009

hhh porn

Porn of a shemale and a male (technically) having gay sex for porn.

In that hhh porn they both came so many times

by RedDeath December 14, 2015

breeder-porn

Porn dedicated to simulations of making chillens.

V and were watching breeder-porn, and got so horny we got biblical right then and there, with no protection.

by AurelAuAaaaureliusreliusaaaasA May 3, 2018

Porn Bear

Lord high ruler of the Porn Bear Cult. Currently has 500,000 members (see www.pornbear.co.uk)

Dobbo

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

Porn Fail

When an unattractive girl does something that, if she were hot, would be sexy.

That camgirl commits terrible porn fail. Vote down!

by AForceForTruth December 30, 2010

Gamer Porn

A Video Gamer's absolute favorite Video Game - The game can also be a guilty pleasure that no one, or very few people know about.

Mark: Metal Gear Solid 3 is my Gamer Porn. I can play it for hours - days even.

Jesse: I thought your Gamer Porn was Rumble Roses

Mark: Well it is, but if anyone asks you my Gamer Porn is Metal Gear Sold 3

Jesse: Noob.

by The Paradox January 1, 2008