nascar night 

A night off from the old lady.
When one refines himself to his bedroom and watches porn until his ball sac is empty/sexual fantasies are complete.

woman: what are you doing tonight baby? i'm bored.

Man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can't scroll. ttul.

nascar night by dayrock27 December 23, 2013

mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.

The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver

mommy night by tarajco4 May 9, 2014

baghdad night bus 

When a group of naked men form an orderly line ballsack to ballsack (balls next to balls) hence Baghdad night bus. And when having a "good" time they shout "Baghdad!". The sound of ball "thwacking" can be heard from the UK to Baghdad.

James, kris and Chris had a thwacking Baghdad night bus last night!

baghdad night bus by Baghdad Bus Driver December 24, 2014

Café Night 

An evening of food, fellowship, and fun!

Jeanie: Hey, are you going to Café Night?

William: Café Night? What's that??

Jeanie: Uhhh.. like.. the biggest event of the year??? C'mon, where have you been?! Talents from all over the Sacramento area will come and show off what they got! There will be delicious food, plus you can bring your friends!

Williamr: WOW! That sounds amazing! I'll be there!!

Jeanie: Awesome!!

*high five freeze in the air!!*

Café Night by lerv March 27, 2015

One night tongue

when you make out with someone that you don't even have the slightest clue of who they are

"Hey man I recognize that girl"

"Dude you had some one night tongue with you at the party last night"

"Oh yeah"

One night tongue by Seductivegypsey September 12, 2015

Monday Night Football and chill 

1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.

2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.

Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?

Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!

Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts

Monday Night Football and chill by RokOutKokOut October 29, 2015

Latex Night 

An evening of protected (latex condom) sex. Said latex is worn because the sex is with a new or casual partner. The latex can also be introduced as a form of restriction, hindrance or to reduce the quality of sex in light dominance/submission play.

Tom : What are your plans tonight?
Petra : I've had enough of Jeff. I'm going out tonight. Its going to be a Latex Night.

Latex Night by Dread Pirate Skeptic November 28, 2015