i pwn the internet

owning the world wide web

i pwn the internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by Jen September 9, 2004

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Internetsticles

Acting in a manner online via text (Such as in a Facebook comment-argument) that is far cockier than you would ever be able to achieve arguing in person.

See E-Peen.

Joe: "Thats one hell of a flame war you just incited."
Mike: "Yeah, I couldn't believe my internetsticles that day."

Dave: "Was that really you commenting on Lena's status?"
Chris: "I know, I had her sucking on my internetsticles like nothing else."

by Proc42 October 23, 2009

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Internetis

(n) a disease that effects your internet connection where by inhibiting use.

aka internetitis
see also internetlessness

"Dood, I can't have a convo w/u on IM if you keep signing off...wtf?"
"Look jhole, I've got Internetis - I can't help that the HOA contracted an ass goblin for an ISP, so just stfu."

by Amy C. July 16, 2008

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internetdiot

an idiot regarding the internet; one who tries to use computers and just doesn't get it.

Gertrude is a real internetdiot: she thinks the net is something you catch butterflies with, and the web is where you find spiders.

by Agnes Doofulschpielen September 30, 2006

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Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.

Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.

by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009

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