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Definitions by 1eyedwilly7

knee fad 

A female/male/hermaphrodite performing fellatio while on their knees.
Me: I'd like to have a great time tonight.

Her: Well what did you have in mind?

Me: I was thinking of wining and dining, but maybe we can skip that and head right to the age-old "knee fad". I need to wake up early tomorrow and figured it would help me get to sleep faster

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knee fad by 1eyedwilly7 July 1, 2010

Internet Jockey 

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.
Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.
Internet Jockey by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009