messenger pants

n. A style of baggy capri pants briefly marketed for guys, although it quickly flopped, having been a fashion-don't by default.

What guy in their right mind would wear messenger pants?

by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

Angry Pants

A girl who is involved in art, friends and their well being. She sometimes considers alternate dating methods. She should not.

Yo sawn, we ridin to the gallor-E on 18th? Yeah sawn, the Angry Pants is there sawn.

by Granta Claus December 17, 2008

Lol'd my pants

When something is so funny it can only be described as "I lol'd My pants"

Dude that was so funny i Lol'd my pants

by GW_Watchman December 3, 2009

pre-ripped pants

Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.

Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!

by omgdlolpwn October 1, 2007

Collapse your pants

To be so suprised you defecate all over yourself

Tom- "Dude she had the biggest boobs I have ever seen!!!"
Adrian- "Man don't collapse your pants!"

by Apache Rose September 1, 2009

loaner in my pants

occurs when the female hangs from a ceiling fan (perferably not spinning but whatever floats your boat) while recieveing man stands on a chair while recieving a blowjob from girl hanging upside down, while intermitingly stroking his facial hair inbetween.

Dude 1: i got a super awesome loaner in my pants last night
Dude 2: how the fuck did that work?
Dude 1: it just did dont worry bout it!

by Private Parts and Colonel Cock November 7, 2010

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009