Humanoid Rabbit

A monster by Trevor Henderson

So we, Bella, Aaron and me decided to go camping, Bella collected the sticks, I was collecting the rocks and Aaron was making the tents, I got back to the camping site basically,
We were waiting for Bella
But soon, We heard Bella scream “HELP ME!”
Aaron said “W-What’s going on?”
I said “CANT YOU SEE, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BELLA, SHE PROBABLY JUST GOT SCARED AARON”
Aaron said “What if she’s in danger?”
I said “I DONT CARE, WE SHOULD FIND HER”
We went outside of the forest were we heard Bella, But she wasn’t there
We then heard a voice of Bella saying she was ok and was just joking
Aaron said “How could it be a joke? She scared you and me so badly so it’s not Bella!”
I said “Yea…She‘s Definitely an alternate version of Bella”
Aaron said “ Your still addicted to Analog Horror?”
I said “YES”
We went to the camping site, And she was not there right?
But when we left the camping site, This monster that was the size of a human, It was a rabbit like human?, A Humanoid Rabbit!
It mimicked Bella’s voice
We ran fast as we could to the car and Aaron was able to get a picture of That Rabbit thingy

Don’t worry I just made this story, it’s not real lol.

by The Humanoid Rabbit February 13, 2024

humaniterrorist

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10's of UNWRA staff participated in October 7 massacre in southern Israel some subsequently sequestering hostages thereafter. They are humaniterrorist

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A response when people say "Why, why?"

Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 8, 2024

Human nature

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Jenny: Why, why?
Kelly: Because it's human nature.
Jenny: Why, why, does he do me that way?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 12, 2024

human sextipede

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Also, if women want to be in the middle, they'd just need a good ol' strap!

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by anonymous March 30, 2024

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“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”

“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already”

by Grandule April 9, 2024

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A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.

My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.

by Chayce1981 April 13, 2024