juicy ball hairs

what i have

Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

by BlackBalls1111 March 20, 2022

Garden of Eden Hair

When your hair is so long it covers your chest/boobs/nips like Eve in the Garden of Eden.

My hair grew so much during quarantine I now have Garden of Eden hair!

by Kilij522 January 19, 2021

Butt hair harmony

the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.

"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Long-haired Dictionary

A girlfriend in a foreign country from whom you learn the local language

When he lived in Chile, he learned Spanish from his long-haired dictionary.

by Cregger May 8, 2021

hair on my ballsack

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

I live life by the hair on my ballsack.

by ScarletJoHanShawn June 8, 2021

Greek God Of Hair

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.

"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

by The emotional helper October 24, 2019

Naturally curly hair

Someone who states they have natural curls and denies that they actually have a perm. (They have a perm)

No, it’s naturally curly hair. I don’t have a perm!

by Bbeleksvdnrke July 25, 2022