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golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.
Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.
by chambone69 August 8, 2017
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Golden Feast

When you’re eating out a girl and she pees on you.
Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a golden feast.
by Peeguy67 October 25, 2024
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Golden Curvy Flute

A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version
Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute
by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020
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Golden cock

Tutankhamen was the original golden cock in his tomb.
by Forestdancer September 10, 2022
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Golden Birthday Party

Golden Birthday parties originated in the 60's. Typically performed by groups of young adults while intoxicated in some form, the person who is celebrating the Birthday is surrounded in a circle by their best mates and is urinated on for 30 seconds, hence the name Golden Birthday Party. The idea originated from Golden Showers and the other term Golden Birthday in combination.
It's Jaquavis' Birthday today, I can't wait until we give him his Golden Birthday Party, been holding in this pee all day!
by Hornicolopop October 4, 2018
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Golden Rectangle

When a physically fit male has a toned back consisting of broad shoulders, a trim waist, prominent shoulder blades, and an overall sleek shape. In mathematics, a golden rectangle follows the "golden ratio". This ratio makes the rectangle appear more perfect and symmetrical to the human eye. Henceforth, the name of a sexy male back is a golden rectangle because it's the most attractive shape.
I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.
by Hinwer May 18, 2014
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Golden Mish

The name for the single most golden person of all time.
"Wow, Midas is such a Golden Mish!"
by RotGooner8811 April 22, 2025
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