golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

Golden Shoal

Noun. The yellow stain on the underside of a toilet seat.

Get a brush and some cleaner and scrub out that golden shoal.

I would rather lick the golden shoal than go out to dinner with you.

by RushinBot294 January 1, 2020

golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

Golden Sacks Group

Da highly-controversial mega-biz vestment-bank dat rakes in huge bags of honey-colored doubloons for its top honchos, but leaves millions of its "lower down on da corporate ladder" colleagues with empty pockets.

Some people think that the Golden Sacks Group is the greatest portfolio-management firm since sliced bread, but I view them as merely a bunch of greedy fat cats with big dollar-signs in their eyes.

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain

I did golden fountain with my cousin

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020

golden driller

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his asshole is gaped open then he takes a piss in the gaped ass hole and starts to fuck him agian

Michael gave Matt a golden driller last night then creampied him at the end.

by Shit really January 18, 2020

golden creme

Some bomb donuts up in marin

People say golden creme are the best donuts in marin

by Calliou Elias Lebhron April 16, 2020