by dicks9000 September 11, 2018

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013

by Leroyjinx August 6, 2022

A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.
by D676453 December 1, 2017

The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.
by Barnesblw July 5, 2024

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)
Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.
by pokewaffles January 29, 2023

by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 23, 2019
