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Dolphin shower

When you shave your entire body in the shower
Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower
by dicks9000 September 11, 2018
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Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
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Beyoncé Shower

“Man why you taking so long in the restroom? You must be taking a Beyoncé shower?”
by Leroyjinx August 6, 2022
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chocolate shower

A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.
I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.
by D676453 December 1, 2017
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Shower makeup

The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.
I finally tried that new blush as shower makeup and it was fire.
by Barnesblw July 5, 2024
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Butt Shower

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)
Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.
by pokewaffles January 29, 2023
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Shower

A shower is for when you need to use the bathroom, shit and piss in the shower
by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 23, 2019
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