drybean

A real lame son of a bitch

When a friend bails on you last minute with a lame excuse (usually a girlfriend situation) he becomes a drybean.

by Mr. Breezus May 12, 2014

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

drydo

being a weird a hype person

why is ben being a drydo

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Drysuit Poser

Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.

That drysuit poser can't roll his kayak worth a damn.

by A real paddler May 28, 2018

drytanic

When you haven't had sex in ages and your dry spell is of Titanic proportions.

"This drytanic is killing me, I need to get laid so badly!"

by Mr FootInMouth March 7, 2018

Drypie

When someone with a penis fakes an orgasm inside of you, pretending to give you a creampie while having raw sex because they went limp and are too embarrassed to admit it

So he told me he was going to get me pregnant, but couldn’t keep it up and ended up drypie-ing me. Pathetic.

by jobforatakingbackbane December 4, 2019

Drysports

Fucking no one knows. Is it a fetish? A nightmarish horror where it places thousands into danger? A made up word? Who knows! Because Tumblr sure doesn't either!

Stacy's been in a constant turmoil for the past month. She's been claiming she's searching the meaning of drysports, and we're worried for her well being.

by Literallyfuckingjesus January 8, 2020