car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

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a drunk teenager

already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.

a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.

by fuckin' every goddamn name is January 26, 2018

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The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

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One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

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drunk connected

1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.

2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.

My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.

by 1234567890-098765434567890--09 January 20, 2017

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