Sam's dick

An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever

" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"

Sam's dick is the best dick I've seen

Sam's dick by Some girl/chick January 13, 2017

poop dick 

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

poop dick by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

gorilla dick

loosing one's shit beyond measure.

I saw Bill hitting on my ex-girlfriend and I went full-blown gorilla dick on him.

gorilla dick by John Magillicutty May 26, 2007

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

dick in the dirt by ootsae May 15, 2005

little-dick-energy 

The essence of being an immodest,insensitive, asshole, opposite of “big-dick-energy”.

Nick emits heavy little-dick-energy when he wears sperry’s and a vineyard vines shirt while talking about his lake house.

little-dick-energy by Thewickedskeezer June 28, 2018

With my dick and knife 

It's an old french saying, in french society yougsters were given a knife around the age of 15, even among the poorest families.
So, even if you were broke and had nothing, you still had a dick and knife.
By derivation, used to describe anybody trying to perform an action empty-handed despite some equipement was required.

_Yo pimp, how are you gonna torque this screw ?

_Dunno.

_You just came with your dick and knife right ?

_Yeah man

With my dick and knife by Titank February 7, 2005

Destroy Dick December 

If you beat No Nut November then you get to go through to Destroy Dick December (if you lose No Nut November you can still do Destroy Dick December but you won't be a true winner). The rules are simple. You nut once on the 1st, twice on the 2nd, thrice on the 3rd and so on. You get a break on December 25 (Christmas) but on the 26th you have to keep going. This is even harder than No Nut November so be warned.

Tyrone: Yo Will, you going for Destroy Dick December?
Will: Yeah and in the end my arm will be ripped.

Destroy Dick December by Pen isenlargement November 4, 2018