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dick baseball 

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.
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Dick Magic 

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.
Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.
Dick Magic by Peepnis August 7, 2019

Dick Beers 

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
Dick Beers by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

Dick washed 

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.
1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
Dick washed by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020

Dick Move 

A move that can only be preformed my a fucking DICKHEAD
oh where is Cooper?! HE LEFT ME AND MY FRIEND ohh fucking dick move Cooper, you bitch

Dick whore man 

A person with a dick that is a whore but is also a man
God Dylan is such a dick whore man— he won’t dick whore me!
Dick whore man by Will I am 2021 August 22, 2021