human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

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human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

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When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.

I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.

by q359 July 24, 2023

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wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

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Ginger Crotty

Wow. The only difference between a brick and that ginger crotty is a brick gets laid. Ginger crotty never gets laid, and has been looking for a hot girl ever since. It has been said that when a ginger crotty slips it in for the first time, he will say, “Mission Accomplished.”

That ginger crotty has never got his tip wet!

by TheTalismanTims December 18, 2023

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