couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Couch Cock

"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.

"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."

by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019

Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.

I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed

by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

coucholepsy

When you almost immediately fall asleep upon sitting on a couch. Can be anyone's couch: your couch, your mom's couch or the couch of a person you just started dating.

Coworker 1: Hey, are you going out with that guy this weekend?
Coworker 2: Nope, never again. Last time he came over he passed out on my couch. Dude clearly has coucholepsy.

by PixieRose November 18, 2019

couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 27, 2019

Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

by ovalbeach October 21, 2019

couch tough

The guy or girl who tells stories about how badass they think they are or thought they once where while sitting on their ass. Most times on a couch while drinking alcohol.

It's easy to be couch tough with all the sport games on tv this time of year.

by Nathan Alvin Cox October 29, 2019