Ass Breaker

A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.

Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.

by Jdeoxys November 1, 2010

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Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

by the_toad April 21, 2006

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Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

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ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.

Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.

by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007

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An action or strategy that quickly and effectively indemnifies someone or insulates them from a negative consequence.

Derived from "cover your ass," or CYA. (A blanket can easily and completely cover one's ass.)

When Bob's project group didn't meet projections, the programmers got all the blame because of one ass-blanket email Bob sent out criticizing his IT support.

"Why doesn't the boss fire that lazy, incompetent secretary of his?"
"Because if something doesn't get done, he can just blame her. She's his ass blanket."

by Ju1iet February 29, 2008

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