Top Page Bitch

A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page

That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.

by Eh_fuckoff February 6, 2019

roof top chonging

Climbing on top of a roof and having a quick vape

Just went for a bit of roof top chonging with the lads

by Ketboy 3000 December 17, 2019

Top of the range looker

a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.

Ay la look at da top of the range looker over there!!

by Toplooker69 March 28, 2020

Red (top waifu)

Very very very very very very very very cute wholesome person who bullies npc a whole lot
She's like a really big bully but cute
She'll steal you lunch money by hugging you tell you pass out

Red (top waifu) is a cutie

Red (top waifu) is wholesome
Red (top waifu) is a big bully

by NPC.QUEST.GIVER September 8, 2020

Rocky Top Rockslide

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.

I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

top notch for losers

Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.

Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'

Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !

Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...

by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017

Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016