Shower makeup

The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.

I finally tried that new blush as shower makeup and it was fire.

by Barnesblw July 5, 2024

caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022

straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022

casper shower

When a guy shoots a load on a females face will wearing glasses

I gave her a casper shower last night

by Dsnutz37087 March 31, 2017

Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.

The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.

Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?

by San Jamar August 7, 2022