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Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...
Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!
by Deathofme November 14, 2012
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johnson sock

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"
by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016
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soggy socks

me after walking on water

(i am jesusa)
ay i have such soggy socks rn

why?

lefman.
by kaydooo December 13, 2022
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Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all.
G.K and C.R (initials) are the og sock babies, I want to be just like them.
by Sockbaby2.0 May 21, 2018
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Gucci to the socks

When someone makes sure to put cannabis all the way down the zoot as opposed to putting a small amount of tobacco near the roach (aka “a baccy stop”).
Person 1: “did you put a baccy stop in this spliff g?”
Person 2: “nah man it’s Gucci to the socks”
by Yungskunk September 24, 2021
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Sock drop

When you use your solid cum sock as a weapon against intruders
Some guy broke in the other night so i gave him the sock drop
by anonymous January 9, 2021
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Sock

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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