national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy

rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th

by impowster April 19, 2021

Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

The Weed Renaissance of 2020

The Weed Renaissance of 2020 is the phrase dedicated to the period in which stoners came into realization amidst COVID-19 quarantines. Those that smoked weed through the year 2020 & 2021 before and during and those that got into the bud this time. A time the mindset of the drug changed for many, and a time of consciousness. A taste of what the future lies as; and a time of meaning weed has given us.

"The Weed Renaissance of 2020 was something man. . ."
"For real, shit made me understand why and shit."

"And what lies ahead if we don't change."

by divine paradox May 22, 2021

stink weed

when the weed smells to dank g its stink weed

“hey bro that’s some stink weed”.

by carter picklebarry May 28, 2021

Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

Gutter Weed

When your weed is so terrible, it might as well have grown in a gutter.

"bruh what the fuck is that? Did you grow that yourself? looks like gutter weed bro"

by waspmeister August 8, 2021

GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray

1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan

by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021