Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.

“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”

by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020

Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.

Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia

by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023

Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024

Turtle

Really, really, like really hella good weed

I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude

by mad.child October 23, 2018

Turtle Burnout

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014

turtle leaf

A person that acts like a turtle..and a leaf

Dalton sure is a turtle leaf.

by haleyyydudee November 24, 2019