a streatchy strapless top for woman that is one of the hottest, sexyest most gorgious femane articles of clothing ever invented. they look amazing on the right girls but when worn by the rong girl it's just plain creepy!
guy one: Duuuuude, look at that gigga hotty!
Guy two: yeah the tube top sure getts the attention of my pet snake.
A close-fitting sleeveless top worn by Johns Hopkins University students. Traditionally, they may only be worn outdoors starting on the first day of Spring. However, out-of-season wear is permissible in houses on 32nd and 33rd St.
Holy tits, that kid is wearing a dank top in the middle of winter- he must shred tons of gnar.
When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.
The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.
A sound created every time you open up a can of beer or some other canned drink. The saying was made famous by Alan Jackson's hit song, "Pop a top again."