When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.
"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."
The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"
A Jerry is a simply just a seagull. They love to eat Cheezits, they are willing to do your bidding for a minimal price of food. Also commonly known as a sea-chicken….
You fuck your partners sweaty armpit until you cum. The sweat and cum mixes and slides down side of ribs. The partner then licks it up and spits it back into partners mouth. Where they give blow job with that cum in their mouth.