by Indall March 22, 2025
Get the Dutch Bucket mug.A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).
"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."
by z3lcnq March 22, 2025
Get the Dutch Hug mug.When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.
“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory”
by Longdongtom69 November 24, 2021
Get the Dutch Star mug.Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.
by FartMomma June 6, 2023
Get the Dutch Oven mug.When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
Get the Double Dutch mug.An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.
by Twunk102 December 24, 2025
Get the I’m just Dutch mug.The leader of the Van der Linde gang who is obsessed with Tahiti and Australia, also feature in multiple hit songs like: "Not like Dutch" and "Tb off" both by SurplusPotatoes also "I love my horsey" by noblechump.
"we need money, arthur, so we can go to tahiti and live a new life"
Calm down boys, you guys act like that's the only money in the world, we got Saint Denis. - Dutch, around 1899 or something
Calm down boys, you guys act like that's the only money in the world, we got Saint Denis. - Dutch, around 1899 or something
by GIooper January 1, 2026
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