sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleeping house plant

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...

My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

Sleeping in boxers

Sleeping in boxers is when men (usually) sleep in nothing but their boxers. This is considered the most comfortable and healthy way of sleeping besides sleeping naked.

Jerry saw his friend lying on his sofa sleeping in boxers.

by Musketeer101 June 16, 2012

sleepin'

Being knocked unconscious during a physical altercation.

Bob: Steve was sleepin' after the fight!

John: Whoa, he hot knocked out?

by Chiefy Jackson November 30, 2017

sheepfinger

anyone who is dumb enough to buy and drive an aztec

andy from chester, mass

by baaaaa baaaaaa May 9, 2003

sleepfunk

The smell one's body emits during a long night's sleep in a closed, stuffy room.

Dude, I went into Jacob's room to borrow a CD and his sleepfunk smelled like hot butt.

by torthy December 4, 2005

Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.

1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.

by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006