Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
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Get the Nobel Shark mug.A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.
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Get the friendly shark mug.(n.) A sex act in which one makes a shark head hand puppet with index and middle fingers forming the top of the mouth and ring and pinky fingers forming the bottom and fingering a semen filled menstruating vagina and an anus with the shark head making a chomp chomp motion and thrashing the head around. The froth generated from the semen mixed with the menstrual blood makes a markedly pink froth such as sharks produce during a feeding frenzy. This act performed on a non semen filled and menstruating vagina is known as the muddy shark or two in the pink two in the stink.
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