weasel penis

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.

by Durty Deez December 15, 2008

Penis Fart

When gas is emitted from one's penis.

Guy one:"dude what was that noise?"
Guy two:"penis fart!"
Guy one:"you mean you just shot gas out of your dick?"
Guy two:"thats right!"
Guy three:"thats hot"

by theonewhoiscoolio October 23, 2009

Penis Extender

Typically a car, watch, or other jewelry. Occasionally it may be defined as a 24 karat gold plated penis stretcher, that literally pulls and stretches the penis to increase its size. Its really like a traction device for the neck but its actually for your penis.

You can see the X4 Labs Penis Extender for information on this gold plated penis enlargement tool.

by Adam Griffin July 21, 2009

Penis Love

(adj) in love because of or for the sake of your penis being touched

Andy has a Penis Love for Ashley's older sister.

by uhoh1313666 July 24, 2006

penis war

when two or more guys (or girls) get out their penises (hard or flaccid) and duel with them. This usually consists of the competitors smaking their knobs together - kinda like 'knuckles' - until one quits or submits.

HARDCORE GAMERS may involve household objects in their game, playing until blood is drawn.

Some items used are:

Barbed wire, paint thinner, lit matches and gasoline, sandpaper and lime, superglue and glass shards.

Man, me and Jim had a penis war last night...I bust him open pretty bad. He's gonna nedd stitches on his shaft.

by lemonboy September 30, 2006

Penis Leach

A male or female who craves and suckles the cock so hard they can only be removed by blunt force trauma and/or burning.

Why you holdin' your cock Bobby? That damn penis leach in the hot tub got a hold of me and Johnny had to burn her with his lighter to get her off.

by Lucky Bucky April 3, 2008

Barfing Penis

it takes action during sexual intercourse. When a woman deep throats a man so hard that she barfs on the males penis. The Barf runs into the penis hole and when he ejaculates cum, the bits of barf are returned back into her mouth, face, or body.

yo i heard your moms new nickname was the Barfing Penis... think you could hook me up?

by A big WAng December 15, 2008