If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

№ Just №

A cool and fancy way of saying "No Just No".

Person 1: Hey, I know you have a fear of Rollercoasters, but I really really think you should go on this one with me!
Person 2: № Just №

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

it's just a little raincloud

"It's nothing."
"It's just a little raincloud."
"I'm sorry you had to see that. Ahahaha!"
"I promise it won't happen again."
"Just smiles from everyone, okay?"
"That's all that matters."

"Go play with everyone else."

I got to the part where Sayori says "it's just a little raincloud".
Shit.

by bigbrotheriswatchingyou January 13, 2023

Just mac

Informing someone to relax or chill

Dave: Let’s go to the party

John: Yo just mac. Let’s finish Diners, Drive-in’s, and dives and smoke this blount
Dave: iiight, sounds good

by Sirpatswindles November 19, 2018

Just Want To Bite It

It is so saucy, you just want to bite it!

"Those clout goggles look delicious I Just Want To Bite It fam"

by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018

just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)

I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018