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Swag Jacked

the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality
Dude he's wearing my same shoes and shirt!... I've been swag Jacked!
by Dthedancer September 22, 2010
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Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.
Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night
by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010
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foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.
Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"
by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010
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Jack Ruan

To be Jack Ruan is to be of a Jewish/Asian religion, it is also a term use to 'Jew' someone out of there money being very cheap, it's not always bad to be a 'Jack Ruan'. There can be lots of better definition's such as possessing a large male genitalia.
That Jack Ruan jew''d me out of my moneh!
by jewruan April 27, 2011
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Jack Frosting

Inserting cocaine in your sexual partners anus, and sniffing up all the cocaine after the partner farts it out.
Guy 1: Dude this girl is into Jack Frostings.
Guy 2: Legit.
by ReptaRRwaR September 26, 2010
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Karma-jacking

The act of doing someone a favor, not for altruism, but in order to have the person in question owing you a favor.
I heard that she was going to NYC for the weekend, and that she didn't have a place to stay. I found a way of convincing her to stay at my friend's place. Now she's owing me a favor! This will be really useful when I visit Boston and want to meet her hot friends, ha ha ha. Karma-jacking FTW!
by Tri Tamm June 18, 2010
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Jack North

To masturbate in an upward motion.
I went and jacked north the other night.
(Can also be used as a noun)
I visited Jack North if you know what i mean YKNOWWHADDIMSAYIN?
by daniel bryant November 5, 2005
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