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rack and jack

A name for a hotel/hotel room. Commonly used by traveling salesmen or businessmen. Refers to jumping into the hotel bed alone and proceeding to spank off.
I'll call you later, I'm gonna go ahead and check-in the rack and jack.
by pink ibis May 31, 2009
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Fat-Jack

Sexual attacks or advances by a large person.
"Yo, Kalen got fat-jacked at lunch."

"Yeah that fat girl was all up on him."
by HaxNick February 9, 2009
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Jack shack

When a inmate put his sheets around the bottom bunk to make a shack to Jack off in
by Johnny Ex con April 15, 2018
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Lip-jack

To babble incessently.

Non-stop yammering.

Talking to hear one's self talk.
by The Original Brad! August 25, 2005
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Swag Jacked

the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality
Dude he's wearing my same shoes and shirt!... I've been swag Jacked!
by Dthedancer September 22, 2010
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Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.
Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night
by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010
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foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.
Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"
by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010
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