Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013

ICE YOUR MUFFIN

A Muffin is a girls vagina. If it is iced, her man shoots his cum on her muffin.

I want to ice your muffin baby.

by Windtnl December 18, 2012

Polar Ice Cap

The act of ejaculating on your lovers face whilst they sleep when temperatures outside have dropped below freezing. Then opening the window allowing the semen to freeze overnight and taking a picture in the morning as they wake.

Holli was annoyed at having to blow dry the Polar Ice Cap off her face before getting ready for work.

by BagSlayer September 23, 2016

tango ice blast

A Cold frozen drink very overpriced and purchased from most overpriced cinemas.

I would like a Tango Ice blast to drink please

by Purpleflamingo12 May 16, 2018

Ice your body

Cool out/relax

Bro you doing too much ice your body

by Jaylany LMFAOOO September 16, 2020

iced tea bag

when a girl is sucking on a guys balls, then puts an ice cube in her mouth, causing him pleasure and cold sensation at the same time. Ususally enjoyed on hot days.

Jenny was teabagging me, but the weather was hot and she put some ice cubes in her mouth. If it wasn't for that that iced tea bag, I never would have come

by jason373 May 15, 2009

Eskimo Ice Fishing

When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.

Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011