golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.

Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.

by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020

Golden Curry

Half-white or mixed Indian people. (Hindu, dot). Or any other kind of Indian that have some terrible and mysterious way of exposing your secret Iggy Pop collection. They are a huge threat to Koreans. And possibly Japanese people.

Mallika Lilith Simone and her sister Meru must go to India and bring home a Big Bazaar ASAP! They are to be Jews! They are forever banned from my churches! Even though they’re not curry niggers they are definitely golden curry! Yuck!

by Christian legs November 3, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

golden hush puppy

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.

Crap, I missed the golden hush puppy headshot.

by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021

Golden Death Day

The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.

Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 11, 2021

Golden Arnie

An Arnold Palmer where the lemonade is substituted for urine.

"My girl mixed me a golden arnie last night. It was fire."

"Dude that's gross."

by Infernade October 31, 2021

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021