The Muffin Face

A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.

Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*

Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?

by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009

Squirrel Face

A quotation used for describing someone with a squirrel like face

I remember who you are now...My brother used to call you Squirrel Face at school!!

by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009

ham faced

a combination of hammered and shit faced.

i was so ham faced last night!

by Michael Meow January 17, 2011

paint face

Cumming on a face, a facial on the receiving partner after male ejaculation. Typical for aggressive experienced sexual males to paint the females face when they are cumming.

Ol girl is real nasty bro and will let the whole crew paint face on everything!

by Ezduzit614 Mr06 June 5, 2014

weenie face

n. -A person who is a loser.
-an insult to express dislike
in a teasing manner.

person #1- Ahh did you see that kid drop his food all over his
clothes?

person #2- Yeah, what a weenie face!

by chooo mommah. January 19, 2008

piggy face

A person, normally a female, that has a small scrunched up face. The nose is normally really small and wide, whilst the cheeks are small, yet really chubby. It is also used as another word for a nice body, but an ugly face. See butterface.

Tom: I don't understand why Taylor thinks she is just the sexiest scene queen since the dawn of time.
Jim: Why is that?
Tom: Just look at her! Yeah, her body is nice.. but she's got a piggy face!
Tom: Yeah... she kind of does.

by SynthFaerie January 7, 2009

catchin face

when you get oral sex

I was catchin face the other day from Terri. She is good at giving head.

by etnad20 April 20, 2007