by Egeheghegege May 16, 2022
Get the Drunkmug. (noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
by boobylips January 28, 2014
Get the drunk journalmug. The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
by terroristmommymilkersuwu June 28, 2021
Get the angy little sussy drunk manmug. People who drink and drive. but instead of getting to point a to point b. instead wrap their car around a tree on the freeway. they give drunk drivers a bad reputation and are the real villains
" Hand me my Keys "
" but your drunk "
" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "
" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
" but your drunk "
" im good. "
" but your gonna crash! "
" no. those are drunk crashers. i hate those guys. "
" oh ok. here they are. stay safe "
by apersonwhousesthephrasebroalot February 27, 2023
Get the Drunk Crashermug. A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
Get the Professional drunkmug. The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015
Get the Drunk ass shitmug. A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.
by manda918811 October 10, 2014
Get the drunk amandamug.