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douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.
by cmz II January 7, 2008
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douche bag

Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance
Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag
by surfchick69 November 23, 2010
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Douche-esque

A fancy twist to the word douche

Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.

2. When someone is like George W. Bush

Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.

2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
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1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque

2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!

1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque

2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque
by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006
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Douche-Hole

Man, leave me alone and quit being such a douche-hole.
by Moontos November 12, 2008
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douche points

if someone does something bad to you then they are a ten on the douche scale
shut up man you just got you self 10 douche points
by squash90 March 11, 2008
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douche-towel

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy
WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole
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douche-nozzle

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"
Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle
by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009
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