Dernk

Common, everyday variation to the word "drink."

"Can you please hand me my can of dernk before I drop-kick you?"

by Charles DeMar September 16, 2003

drunk dice

very similiar to a drunk say but in spanish! (dice means say en espanol) almost if not more hilarious than a drunk say.

guy: te quiero
girl: you wish
guy b: what a drunk dice

by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007

Drunk Duck

1. An intoxicated duck

2. The latest Disney character

3. When Daffy has a little bit too much fun

4. When you throw a Lost Abbey Beer at someone

1. The drunk duck was wobbling dangerously on the edge of a volcano

2. Disney's latest show, Drunk Duck, has received much criticism.

3. Daffy was totally drunk ducked last night

4. Dude I totally drunk ducked Daffy last night

by TheUltimateJaywalker October 7, 2016

Drunk-Punch Love

When your ex or existing partner is obviously in love with somebody new and tries to hide or deny it... But it's obvious to everyone.

Like a drunk denying that they're even intoxicated,Gina was not aware of the long distance sparkle in her eyes..or who she was really in-love with,but it was as obvious as a Drunk-Punch Love in the face to everyone else.

by Fungal Socrateas September 9, 2021

shooters drunk

the type of intoxication by alcohol in which one is destined to make poor decisions no matter the consequences. One may also end up shivering in the corner of a room or calling all female friends and inquiring about one's own unattractiveness.

Man, I was so shooters drunk last night I couldn't stand up straight.

That was destined to happen because he was so shooters drunk.

I will forever regret last night, for I was shooters drunk.

by SGW Melissa February 7, 2009

slutty drunk

(Adj) the state of being so intoxicated you cheat on your significant other, not to be confused with just being a slut. Often times is when an std is aquired.

Bro 1: Dude... my fat girlfriend is back on The Biggest Loser again, I'm getting slutty drunk tonight and giving your sister a Cleveland steamer.

Bro 2: Not cool bro... not cool!

by El Booty Warrior January 14, 2017

day drunk

To experience the effects of consuming large amounts of alcohol when none has actually been consumed.

Generally brought on by lack of sleep

Jim: Hey Jerry what's up with you? you're stumbling around, slurring your words, have your been drinking?

Jerry: Nah man, just a little day drunk

by Carter H April 22, 2008