bean roll 

A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.

Fuck that bean roll down the road

bean roll by Bean roll March 10, 2020

beanbox 

1. the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.
2. the human butt hole

Bullsh*t bro, JCVD would kick Steven Seagal right in his beanbox

beanbox by Action Movie Podcast Now August 10, 2020

Bean Effect 

The Bean Effect is when a top tier bum that lives off of McDoubles, Golf, and Nicotine somehow finds a way to have multiple females hypnotized through his malicious, womanizing ways leading them to believe he loves them. The Bean Effect may also cause the male to have outrageous thoughts such as believing he can love more than one female at once.

“He’s got a girlfriend.. why can’t I stop fw him??” “Because luh shawty das da bean effect”

Bean Effect by Can I hit your alto? August 6, 2021

bean and rice university 

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

bean and rice university by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023

BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

BEAN TIME by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Beana

Beana is one of the kindest, most beautiful girls you'll meet. She won't hesitate to help you if you're in trouble, and life will never be boring when you're around her. If you are lucky enough to have her care about you, you will never be alone. She is a devious, devious dog and one of the funniest people. She may seem somewhat quiet at first, but once you spend some time with her, her big personality will shine through. She'll be there for you through thick and thin, and will look stunning while doing that.

Person 1: Yo, Beana's hittin' the gwiddy!
Person 2: No way Dog, you are tripping.
Beana: YOU DEVIOUS DAWG... (Gwiddys away)

Beana by DEviousDawg September 18, 2023

Bar Banshee 

Noun.

A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.

This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.

Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence

Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.

a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!

b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.

Bar Banshee by Glamkitten May 25, 2011