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blacklight party

The best type of party ever invented in the history of ever!!!!!! You can't see the lights but everything white shows up and glows. Black Lights makes everything awesome.
Jacob: Dude, that blacklight party was sick!

Tom: Yeah I know, but your shirt was killer!

Jacob: Yeah it totally showed up under the lights so well!
by Mr.Potato Pants January 28, 2013
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pitty party

To feel sorry for ones self
Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!
by Adave August 29, 2006
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Party Ninja

n; Someone who stealthily sneaks into a party or social gathering they weren't invited to. Party Ninjas are also known to tear up the place and abuse its resources, disappearing without a trace like a Ninja.
Dude, that Party Ninja is laying the smackdown on the keg of beer! Grab him! Wait, don't let him get a way!! Wha... where'd he go?
by Jin Saotome May 14, 2005
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Green Party

(n) a wake-up call for both the Democrats who abandoned their party and the Democratic party itself
If only 1% of the people who voted for the Green Party candidate had voted for Gore, George W. Bush would have lost Florida and the 2000 election. It is in the best interest of both Greens and Democrats to dismantle the Bush Administration, and the only way to do that is to put aside differences and come together for purposes of the 2004 election. Even Michael Moore concedes in his latest book, "The Greens are in much better shape when it comes to true commitment and passion, but let's be honest - this is not the year of the Greens (and even the Greens know it)."
by fduck January 21, 2004
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Knife Party

A spontaneous game of cat-and-mouse where the assailant(s) pursues the hunted with a various array of knives usually in a mock Steven Seagal style. The game proceeds until the injury or damage done is regarded by both sides to have "gone too far".

Such a party is usually initiated with a group of participants by shouting "Knife Party" at any seemingly innocuous period of time.

Usually occurs where knives are prevalent (esp. kitchens).
Brendan: "What time are you leaving for college at?"

James: "Knife Party!"

Brendan: "No seriously, stop!"

James: (BRANDISHES MEAT CLEAVER WITH A SKILLFUL FLOURISH) "Ready when you are Brendan. Ready when you are."
by whatahw January 4, 2010
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skittle party

where you dump a mass amount of pills into a bowl at a party and eat them like skittles.
1-want to come to my skittle party?
2-sure, i'm already still fucked up from the last one.
1-be sure to bring pills!
2-don't worry, my mom has a lot of problems, which equals a lot of pills.
0-sweet man. see you there.
by K4!t7yn February 10, 2008
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Constitution Party

An American 3rd party made up of guys who've never read the US Constitution.

In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).

Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.

Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
Constitution Party member: America was founded on The 10 Commandments. Therefore the Constitution gives us a right to outlaw all non-Christian religions (see the 1st Commandment).

Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 22, 2010
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