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Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.
After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.
by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013
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free ice cream

The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.

Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.
Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."
by hellohelloworld October 19, 2011
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iced tea bag

when a girl is sucking on a guys balls, then puts an ice cube in her mouth, causing him pleasure and cold sensation at the same time. Ususally enjoyed on hot days.
Jenny was teabagging me, but the weather was hot and she put some ice cubes in her mouth. If it wasn't for that that iced tea bag, I never would have come
by jason373 May 15, 2009
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tango ice blast

A Cold frozen drink very overpriced and purchased from most overpriced cinemas.
I would like a Tango Ice blast to drink please
by Purpleflamingo12 May 16, 2018
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ice-assed cold

1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months
Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.
by Margie B. October 23, 2004
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ICE YOUR MUFFIN

A Muffin is a girls vagina. If it is iced, her man shoots his cum on her muffin.
by Windtnl December 18, 2012
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Eskimo Ice Fishing

When either two lesbians, or a guy and a girl get together and finger fuck in ice cold conditions. This can be done in the snow, in an igloo, or just outside when it's really fucking cold. You may also use an actual fishing pole, if the size of the bitch's craw allows.
Alaskan: Hey babe! Let's go Eskimo Ice Fishing in my igloo!
Alaskan babe: Sure, I've got a huge craw, we can use a fishing pole!
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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